Who brings the parcel
The parcel is not ours to move, and we would rather say so plainly.
Who carries it
Everything listed here is stocked and dispatched by the retail partner whose listing the buttons open. They pack it, they choose the carrier, and they set what the carriage costs. We never touch the box.
Times and costs
You will see both at their checkout, worked out for your address and the piece you have chosen, before you commit to anything. We do not quote them here on purpose. Any figure we printed would be a guess about someone else’s operation, and a guess in that position reads as a promise.
Where the parcel is now
Their order pages know, and we do not. There is no record of your order on this site, because no order was ever placed on it.